My mum thought I watched "Chinkoh goes to China" today. Wonderful.

Anyway, in all bollywood tradition, it's quite draggy. The plot is very convoluted and predictable but you know, it's 2 hours 40 minutes of sidesplitting laughter so it's completely bearable. The lead actor looks like borat before he shaves of his stache and the lead actress is really hot haha. Go watch it. Meow Meow.

Ellen is so funny


Jaden Smith is so precocious! Skip to 0:45 unless you wish to sit through an excerpt from the day the earth stood still.




Omg guess where my tuan yuan fan is going to be. CHANGI AIRPORT TERMINAL 3. How retarded is that! SERIOUSLY.

mehhhhh I'm so miffed right now. I lost my peace ring somewhere on my way home ): At least it was relatively cheap.

aww brenda's now somewhere halfway around the world. I don't think she's landing for another hour plus. I'm already missing you foty! I hope you read my letter. The horse-themed stickers are so cute right? It's super old as you probably can tell cos the glue is kinda dried up and it won't stick properly anymore. I believe it was from the time in primary school when my mum used to reward me with stickers if I did well. Omg that's even older than the 2002 postcard that's in there too. oh and BRENDA YOU LIAR. YOU DIDN'T CRY! haha. I hope I have a tearless farewell too though.

My sense of time was screwed up today because it disrupted the long chain of days before this of waking up when the sun was full in the sky. By the time it was 2 it felt like it was 5. I'm so tired now. In fact, I think I never really woke up. Or at least my brain didn't. How else can you misplace a ring that's on your finger in plain view. grah.

brenda I'm going to miss you :( see lah! go and listen to incorrect info about trinity and leave me alone to rot at palmerston without allowed use of portable ovens and heaters.

Being told by kind relations that I've done well just makes me feel worse. I haven't done well ENOUGH. Shit lah. So many two's, who knows, may have been one's. I don't know why I've adopted the mentality that straight a's aren't enough but my l1r5 sounds bad either way. bad bad bad. I think I've disappointed myself more than anyone else really. I'm doomed to my life of mediocrity.

freaking hell. thank god for trinity.

I think australia has cool wines. This was on the back of some wine bottle.

The name of the wine? You guessed it BITCH.

and for the twilight fans


oh and this is super clever. Door handles made from recycled forks. There were pendants and cuffs and rings too so I got a cuff for fun.


GRAH I'm not really in the mood to blog. I'm feeling rather nervy about tomorrow. Omg I could just die. All I can imagine right now is a million b3's and b4's. AHHHHH and a c6 for lit. omg. omg. omg. omg. omg. omg.

well I'll see you tomorrow if my stress doesn't eat me alive before that.

my itunes just started playing a christmas song. weird.

Sorry the deadness of my blog over the past week.

I don't have my own money on vacations so I couldn't pay for internet. The broadband in the serviced apartment I stayed at was free but I don't have a laptop to use it anyway. My dad brought his laptop but he was using it all of the time I was free.

Unfortunately I have to control my com use in Melbourne a little more :\

• Palmerston House provides 2GB of internet access data for each individual user (Username & password provided).
• Individual quota will be reset every first date of a month.

I can probably get free internet in the school library or something. I hope. But I finish school at 5+. Omg this really bites.

I'll update about my trip another time because I haven't uploaded my photos yet.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Welcome to 2009.

I haven't really given much thought to new year resolutions but I'll try my best to keep to them whatever they may be.

Now for a short 2008 recap.

Quotable quotes:

• "preferably no sex but definitely no drugs" - mum
  
• "I curse you with all the curses I have!" - Jan
• "nooo don't make them (itachi and sasuke on brenda's psp) fight!" - Shayne
  
• "ttm" - Karyn
• "sexy teddy bear committee!" - Sarah
  
• "person S is infertile" - Mel
• "shen ming xi!" - Sub
• "some guy had sex with a buffalo's nostril" - Serene

Sadly, I admit can't remember much of the earlier half of the year. SO TOO BAD. And brenda's ad lib vocals for rockband were thoroughly memorable but I don't believe it can be classified as a quotable quote.

I'd put up some of the most memorable photos too but I'm kinda lazy to sieve through every photo to pick out the best. So just go look at everything that's up on facebook.

Love you all. Happy new year.