Running this morning was so fail. I strolled to the canal then ran something like 10m before I started strolling again. At random points of my stroll I attempted picking up the pace again but these sporadic bursts were extremely short-lived. All in all, my fitness level is approximately zero.
Apart from fitness fail, skin fail. Forever fail no matter what I do. Life is unfair.
Also, Chinese fail. At dinner, I said 四季豆 but the waitress heard 狮子头. Imagine my (and my dad's) surprise when a bowl of meatballs was brought to the table. Granted, the waitress was an elderly shanghainese with heavily accented mandarin. But still, how shameful.
HAHA OH AND BRENDA CONVERSATION FAIL. You and your trademark spammage of the word "shit".
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