Today I spent about three and a half hours in the salon, part of which was spent having some thick paste that smelt very much like ammonium hydroxide smeared on my hair. I swear my nose feels like when you've done tests for ammonia gas and the "pungent" odour just lingers and lingers and lingers..

So I didn't get pink highlights in the end because apparently pink fades really quickly. Instead, I was supposed to get blue but horror of horrors! IT LOOKS GREEN. Now to pray that the rest of the world miraculously turns colour blind overnight.